25+ Funniest Memes Celebrating Childfree Couples By Choice

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    Human - I don't know for sure but I'm assuming this is what childless couples do. Cocktail 10.
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    Sleeve - [Cheering] [Booing]
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    Product - GHOST W/ MASK & WIG Ladies Costume Includes: • Wig • Mask • Dress One size fits most 6021 J $ 37.00 LADIES COSTUME
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    Font - THUG Goats? @Gooooats Him: Did you adopt your dog? Me: No, he's my biological dog.
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    Photograph - Parents be like: Welcome to the world our precious angel mommy Cocktail
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    Forehead - Me: My perfect child. Light of my life. My everything. Her: mommy Cocktail
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    Nose - When someone tells me "You don't know the joy of having kids cus u haven't had any" R
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    Font - mommy Cocktail Relationship goals M Mom > Today 10:58 AM Sorry Mom, called you by accident! That's okay Had you by accident
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    Plant - When people ask if I want to hold their baby
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    Microphone - Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz . Follow y chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year
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    Font - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Love to casually insult someone by referring to them as something they're wearing "Whatever you say, sunglasses" It shows that I have reduced them to their fashion choice, and that fashion choice is stupid, implying they themselves are stupid. This is humiliating, you see.
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    Automotive tire - Pug owners: "look at my little Angel" Their pugs:
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    Rectangle - im crying im so happy for them
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    Organism - Roxi Horror @roxiqt HAVING KIDS • expensive & boring they will live with you for 18 years BEFRIENDING A CROW cheap & exciting they will bring you gifts there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you
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    Glasses - When your rich husband just died under mysterious circumstances
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    Font - The wife loves it when I leave notes for her around the house DONT FLUSH! GONE TO GET TAPE MEASURE (POSSIBLE WORLD RECORD)
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    Organism - Family and Friends: "What could be better than having kids?!" Me: 3 5 SILENCE AND MONEY. Source: sodomymcscurvylegs
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    Comfort - You know what's sweeter than the sound of a child's laughter? The sound of silence from not having any f***ing kids
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    Forehead - When someone shows me a photo Of their kid Of their dog
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    Font - *Someone hands me a baby* Oh...no thank you *Places baby on the ground*
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    Rectangle - Sarcastic Feminist @ohnoNOTFEMINISM if you say "I don't want kids" three times a middle aged person will appear and explain you might change your mind
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    Joint - When people tell me I'm missing out on the joy of having kids
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    Photograph - K. @tbhyourratchet "Are you having kids?" Follow
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    Hair - I am so sick of these people with their children. I'm telling you, they're everywhere.
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    Cartoon - "How can you sleep at night knowing you'll die without having any kids?!" Me:
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    Cat - When people ask me if I children ever want cataddictsanony-mouse

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